Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Teenage Thoughts

Ya know the typical teenage punchline "I can't wait till i move out!" well, here are a list of reasons I can't wait for college:

  • I can decorate my room the way I want, with the furniture I want
  • I can actually CHANGE THE SONG on the radio without my mom spazzing out at me
  • I'll be able to make my own schedule, with the lessons and activities I want for me, not what SHE wants for me
  • I can go places without her permission or car
  • I can live my life without constantly worrying about her snapping at me via PMS
  • When I shop I won't need her permission or momey, and I won't have her breathing down my neck
  • My social life will be LOADS better without her "parental restraints"
  • I will be able to check out what a white person's life feels like
  • I can eat the foods I want. Or, more precisely, NOT eat food when I want
ANd there is my teenage rant....

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