Teenage Thoughts

Ya know the typical teenage punchline "I can't wait till i move out!" well, here are a list of reasons I can't wait for college:

• I can decorate my room the way I want, with the furniture I want
• I can actually CHANGE THE SONG on the radio without my mom spazzing out at me
• I'll be able to make my own schedule, with the lessons and activities I want for me, not what SHE wants for me
• I can go places without her permission or car
• I can live my life without constantly worrying about her snapping at me via PMS
• When I shop I won't need her permission or momey, and I won't have her breathing down my neck
• My social life will be LOADS better without her "parental restraints"
• I will be able to check out what a white person's life feels like
• I can eat the foods I want. Or, more precisely, NOT eat food when I want

ANd there is my teenage rant....